One day, Ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go down to breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss a toast. She bringa me only onna piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady, and she call me a sonna ma bitch..

Later, I go to each lunch at Drake Restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon, and a knife, but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock, she tells me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, no you dont understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch..

So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there is no shit onna bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit, he tells me to go to the toilet, I say, you no understand, I wanna shit onna da bed. He say, you better not sht on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out and the man at the desk say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch!!.... I go back to Italy!